Wonderful World of Christie's...Diary Of Some Crazy,
Chelsea Handler is my favorite! I've read her books, I've listened to her books, and if you want a never ending laugh then pick up any of them. Her new show makes my night, well not my night, but my Thursday morning without kids and with coffee time, after my Sexy Matty Lauer time.
"Where did you get that Forever 39.".. New Waitress in slutty t-shirt to prudish and breast feeding Sloan. (Natasha Legger, Are you there Chelsea?)
" I am breast feeding. Where did you get that, in the stripper section of Abercrombie and Bitch?"...Sloane. (Chelsea..Are you there Chelsea)
After waking up to my coffee brewed all over my counter and not any in the pot, because it leaked to a clogged brewing spout, I was ready for a nap already! After cleaning up the mess, making lunches, breakfasts, getting the kids all ready, I was overjoyed with my whining and crying daughter. Oh, what fun to listen to my child cry for 20 minutes, because she wanted to STAY HOME! Oh give me a break. That was the last thing I needed. I wasn't functioning. I gave in and told her to go her room and to bed. I couldn't deal with her. Needless to say she stayed home. I was done and it wasn't even 8:30.
Am I bitching? Yes, I am bitching. I realized I wasn't functioning and handling the morning very well and it hit me as I went for a cup of freshly brewed coffee. I grabbed my coffee and glanced down at my Starbucks bag. Wait for it....Wait for it.....IT WAS DECAF! The new packaging makes it almost impossible to make a distinction between regular and decaf!
Note to Starbucks, PLEASE FIX YOUR PACKAGING! It's not working for me!
On that note I will say TTFN. I'm off to watch House Hunters International and decompress. Dinner is over. Migraine meds worked. I am taking a Klonopin and seriously tuning out everyone.
XOXO,
Xty
Oh Christie, I always love reading your blog. I'm going to try to get around to it more often. I've been trying to blog more too, although, they're not as comical as yours :) And I have to say, I love the font you use!!! Side note...I don't blame you for just telling her to go back to bed. I've been guilty of doing the same shit. So sue us, right?
ReplyDeleteIt's fun having comments on my blog, too! My font is cute! I wanted a new layout, but I can't figure it out like I used to be able to do! Now I get to read your blog and post! Yay on our brave mothering skills and creative parenting at it's best! xoxoxo
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